Maybe he left it in his other pants.
I've had a story gestating in my head for some time about a cursed tome, a most rude book. It would be sort of a horror/action/adventure/comedy. Plus, boobies. I think those may be a winning combination.
I'd draw it in pencil and maybe continue it with the help of donations. I'd work on "Opey the Warhead" at the same time.
Anyhoo, just thinking aloud.