This is my entry for Serrifth's ( ) contest "The Unremarkable Mr. G Contest". It's one of two contests I'm entering, the other being Funkylilith and Jojodrum's "Radio Phone-In" contest.

The aim of the Mr. G contest is to come up with a weird character that will become a part of the Mr. G universe. [link]

Mr. G is a hobo loser genie who's always looking to bum or steal cash off of unsuspecting people. The only wish people make after meeting Mr. G is that they never met him.

My entry into Mr. G's universe is "Mr. F" and "Master A" .

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Mr. F is the woman holding the sword in the illustration. Mr. F attended Mr. G's old high school (comprised entirely of genies) and was a genie with sword skills above and beyond any mortal man. He had a serious temper, though, and most people were afraid of him. This made Mr. F quite unpopular and lonely.

Mr. F was a drinking buddy of Mr. G's and the two losers often hanged out with each other at the school and after hours. One pivotal event would sever the bond they held together, however. While taking a class called "The Fundamentals of Wish Fulfillment 101", Mr. G and Mr. F were teamed up by the professor of the class, "Master A" (the individual wearing the glasses in the illustration). They were to practice making wish fulfillments off of each other, a task important to any genie. Mr. F was eager to get rid of his bad temper and hopefully be able to make some friends, so he made a deal with Mr. G. Mr. G would wish that whatever Mr. F wished for, it would be unchangeable, no matter what. Nothing could undo it, not even the professor of the class. Mr. F would then make his wish, which would be set in stone. In exchange for this, Mr. F would buy Mr. G a ton of corndogs and a sixpack of beer.

So, Mr. G first makes his wish that whatever Mr. F wished for, it could not be altered, which Mr. F subsequently grants. Then Mr. F makes his wish. He wishes that he was a more well-rounded person. Mr. G grants Mr. F's wish but not in the way he was hoping for. Mr. F is changed into a woman, much to his dismay. Apparently, Mr. G is not good at this whole wish-making process.

Mr. F goes directly to Master A, the teacher, and tells him what happened. Master A then attempts to undo the wish with his nigh infinite power but can't because of Mr. G's wish . The school head hears about this and fires Master A for allowing such an embarrassing thing to happen. Meanwhile, Mr. F finds his popularity at school boosted along with his physique but doesn't care much for his lifestyle change. He swears vengeance on Mr. G but never got around it in high school because he was too busy with cheerleader practice.

After high school is over, though, Mr. F sets out to get revenge on Mr. G, teaming up with a dejected Master A, who's been stripped of his powers but contains considerable knowledge. Mr. F doesn't have much genie-related powers either because he partied too much.

Mr. F's personality is a very brash and aggressive, but stereotypically feminine. He doesn't quite like the girliness, but finds himself doing it almost instinctively. Mr. F wasn't too bright before he was changed into a woman and the alteration didn't have much of a change on his IQ.

Master A is a snooty, intelligent, logical fellow. He always acts with dramatic flair and as if every word he utters has deep and significant meaning.

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I realize that's a long synopsis and I hope it doesn't step on any cannon of Serrifth's characters. I also hope it's a worthy entry.